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Slurpee sipper for life. #slurpee #seveneleven #ohthankheaven



A stark contrast from yesterday’s #Breakfast. Hey, at least my coffee is black. #cinnamonbun #mybossistryingtomakemefat


#Breakfast! Because, you know, that’s what people do nowadays. #blackcoffee #banana #greekyogurt


I’m sitting at a mediocre bar eating a shitty dinner with my divorced parents who just so happen to be dating listening to a mediocre Tennessee band watching pre-teen little leaguers strike home runs who will probably grow up to be heroin addicts.


I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it, because he was one of those people you never thought would die. He was in some of my favorite movies as a child, movies that I knew held such deep meaning even as a child because of his charisma, his feeling, his deep connection with all of these diverse characters that define the human condition.
We will all truly miss you.
#rip


Another #homemade #sushi pic because I’m just that damn proud of it. But like, for real, I almost died eating this.


Made homemade sushi for the first time tonight. It was so good I started choking on it. #furreal #scarygood #homemade #sushi #notbadforthefirsttry #californiaroll #sriacha


Wasn’t too bad. Just don’t apply directly to the tongue. #afterdeathsauce #habaneropeppers #fireinmymouth #feelinalive


Very #goodmailday for a very stressful day at work. Thank you @shopblacksalt and random girl from Austin who sent me the #blackmilk #geometricfloralpinkreversiblestrapsdress! #unif #eviltwin #tokyomilk #mondayisabitch