March 2010
I want to connect a tube to my vagina and the...
iknewyoudneverfly:
meagandotalexandria:
iknewyoudneverfly:
meagandotalexandria:
(via iknewyoudneverfly)
you dont pee from your vag
oh do you pee from your ass?
if you actually look at the anatomy, you pee from a hole ABOVE your vagina.
look it up.
oh my god I am not stupid but you know what I mean so can you kindly shut the hell up
well i’m glad to see you took the time to...
okay time to try skins out for size
demtits:
lets see if i like it or w/e
ive been meaning to do this forever!!!!!!
its amazing. i just got around to watching season 3.
UH. MAZE. ING .
am i really explaining to a highschooler female...
it looks that way.
I want to connect a tube to my vagina and the...
iknewyoudneverfly:
meagandotalexandria:
(via iknewyoudneverfly)
you dont pee from your vag
oh do you pee from your ass?
if you actually look at the anatomy, you pee from a hole ABOVE your vagina.
look it up.
I want to connect a tube to my vagina and the...
(via iknewyoudneverfly)
you dont pee from your vag
February 2010
josh groban and i have the same birthday.
we are only 10 years apart.
that’s not so bad, right?
he is a very sexy man.
I officially love John Poplawsky for life.
i do.
swan
This morning my I woke up and it looked overcast. Then my grandmother walked into the closet as I was headed to the restroom and started singing me Happy Birthday.
After she had finished I told her, “Ula, that’s tomorrow.”
Looking down she replies, “Ohhhhh…”
Just like Ms. Swan.
D:
So I just read that this season is Simon Cowell’s last season on A.I. Is it even worth auditioning for anymore? I don’t even watch the show that much because I have so much work to do for school.
I still wanna try out. Even though the cattle-call process is a grueling one.
:(
DAMMIT!
I JUST WANT TO BE CRITIQUED BY SIMON!
not so bad
i have been on here ALL DAY.
i go to work hoping and praying there is monotonous paperwork for me to enter into the system and there is NONE.
so again i have been instructed to “look busy.”
most of the time i love when that happens.
but today i wanted WORK.
i should not be complaining.
i keep refreshing my Gmail. i NEED Knowles to give me the thumbs up on sending a letter of...
Why are you watching Spongebob's Funniest Moments...
because its been that kinda day.
it finally snowed in san antonio
or sleeted at least.
still fucking awesome.
HOT COFFEE FREEZING RAIN
drinking hot coffee too fast hurts.
my dad is flippin awesome.
nearly freezing cold weather and rain sucks BIG TIME.
but snow in SA would be fantastic.
i miss paco.
i feel trying to catch the shuttle this morning.
quite a nasty fall actually.
im totally NOT ready for saturday’s audition.
but i’m welcoming it with open arms.
i’m talking to my two best friends right now...
022110
So I just woke up from a three hour nap. I also slept in the car on the way home from San Marcos. And I slept on the way there.
lolz.
Last night was a wonderfully music filled night. Went to see Paco jam at him house with his friends then went to see Lonely Horse at the 1011. In the car rides between I sang along to The Smiths. and concluded the night with French toast grand slams.
I love...
“I studiously avoid looking at myself in a mirror. It would not be productive. If...”
– Roger Ebert, who adheres to the philosophy: “Resentment is allowing someone to live rent-free in a room in your head.” (via savingpaper)
Dumbed-down Harry Potter titles.
shushlaura:
kill-the-spare:
fuckyeahslightlyamusing:
theatomicboom:
found off AverageWizard
Book One: “Harry Potter and the Magic Stone”
Book Two: “Harry Potter and the Secret Sewer”
Book Three: “Harry Potter and the Ex-con”
Book Four: “Harry Potter and the Fire Cup”
Book Five: “Harry Potter and the Secret Club”
Book Six: “Harry Potter and Snape”
Book Seven: “Harry Potter Goes...
since when
does everyone have a Formspring?
i thought that was a tumblr thing?
i personally dont have one, i think its stupid.
dkasfdl;kalfdald;sald.
going back to my coffee and wiki.
this took a turn for THE BEST
Meagan: I will continue to roll my eyes.
Mats: i hope they get stuck
Meagan: ME TOO!
Mats: lolz
Meagan: that way i can run away and join the circus. grow out a really think beard. and dress up in a tutu
Mats: a think beard?
Meagan: and juggle
Mats: NO WAY!!! I WANT ONE!
Meagan: *thick. well
Mats: no. think beard
Meagan: a think beard would be pretty cool too. imagine that
you get smarter as it grows...
Mats: exactly
Meagan: my beard would look like dumbledore's
Mats: except black. so really you'd look like osama
