It’s 8 am on a Saturday in India right now so I was probably one of his first callers.
Joe, that might not be your real name, but since you helped me fix my internet I will forever be indebted to you.
my thighs can swallow shorts whole in seconds.
Just thought I’d let you know that crying babies terrify me.
Especially when its audio coming from my phone that is zippered up in my purse and I am home by myself.