August 2012
I just spent an hour with a Roadrunner tech support guy named Joe.
It’s 8 am on a Saturday in India right now so I was probably one of his first callers.
Joe, that might not be your real name, but since you helped me fix my internet I will forever be indebted to you.
You can get the black kitty dress and i will get the white one and we will be the most adorbs chicks in campus
JESSS!!!
KITTY DRESSSSS
my thighs can swallow shorts whole in seconds.
ACCURATE.
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The crying baby audio that I have set as my birth control alarm is absolutely terrifying.
Just thought I’d let you know that crying babies terrify me.
Especially when its audio coming from my phone that is zippered up in my purse and I am home by myself.
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